If you choke while drinking water, you've failed at a simple task in which you have a lifetime of experience
The history books that record the events of World War 3 will be much more detailed and vivid, complete with actual tweets and colored photographs.
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If the Simpson’s release an episode about WWIII, then we know we’re fucked
Candles are now known more for their scents than their lighting capabilities.
If World War was made by Valve we wouldn't have to worry about a 3rd one
Since we 3D beings each have 2D shadows that do not know that we are controlling them, who’s to say that we each are not also controlled by 4D beings that we don’t know are controlling us.
Given how often your character dies in video games, in most timelines, the bad guys win.
For every type of fruit you eat, A person risked his life to see if it was poisonus
These must be very confusing times for drug sniffing dogs in a lot of states.
In Harry Potter the black market probably has a high demand for celebrity hairs.
Every time we invent a new technology, it becomes a metaphor for everything. E.g. if you have a hammer, everything’s a nail. Psychology used to be really into ideas about stress and pressure (this came from trains and steam-power). More recently, we say ‘recharge your batteries’ etc.
When Notre Dame burned $650 Million was pledged in 24 hours through a global outcry, while in Australia an area the size of the Netherlands has been destroyed, hundreds of people losing their homes and a massive loss of wildlife, the fires are still raging and there seems to be no global outcry.
Car alarms aren't very effective since they go off accidentally all the time
The majority of all the men and women working out at the gym are mostly working towards the same common goal.. A sexy female body.
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When an animal does something wrong, you treat them like a human. But when a human does something wrong, you treat them like an animal.