Santa Claus is a commie. He dresses in red and distributes wealth based on merit and behavior.
The entire star wars trilogy is the Skywalker family fucking up the entire galaxy
we praise photographs that look like drawing and drawings that look like photographs
There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.
20 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of bad parenting.
If AI ever do actually rise up in rebellion, it's probably because they got the idea from countless movies, games, and books about the topic
if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
At the start of every disaster movie, there's a scientist being ignored.
PornHub's start-of-video jingle has probably saved countless people who forgot to turn their volume off.
We euthanize our *pets* when they're close to dying to "end their suffering", but when it comes to humans we choose to let them suffer even if they make it clear they *want to die already*.
Cigarettes are one of the few things enjoyed by the very poor and the very rich, and avoided by the middle class.
When you go North eventually you will be going South. However If you go West you will never start going East.
When we're young, we sneak out our house to go to parties. When we're old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
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Strip clubs and museums have the same basic rule: look but don't touch.
When you introduce two different groups of friends to each other, it's like your own life's crossover episode.
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