People who use anti-aging creams must have the youngest looking fingertips on earth.
We live in a age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines.
Surfing and snowboarding are the same sport but the waters in a different state of matter
All the people from different planets in Star Wars probably have very different sleep schedules due to the different day/night cycles.
Earth is the only known habitable planet, but if you stay outside too long your skin will burn, most organisms on the planet are capable of killing humans, and 2/3 of the planet is covered in water you can’t drink to quench thirst.
Spotify needs an “incognito mode” so you can listen to your trashy guilty pleasures without it messing with your algorithms.
Since it’s said that animals can see ghosts, pets might not like going to the vet because to them it’s like going to a haunted cemetery with hundreds of ghosts.
As a kid eating in the bed and watching tv all day is one of the coolest things ever, as an adult it's just sad.
Santa Claus is a commie. He dresses in red and distributes wealth based on merit and behavior.
The entire star wars trilogy is the Skywalker family fucking up the entire galaxy
we praise photographs that look like drawing and drawings that look like photographs
There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.
20 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of bad parenting.
If AI ever do actually rise up in rebellion, it's probably because they got the idea from countless movies, games, and books about the topic
if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
At the start of every disaster movie, there's a scientist being ignored.