We all severely underappreciate that air is colorless.

Getting paid minimum wage is your employer’s way of telling you “we would pay you less if we could, but we can’t.”

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December 31st 3999 will be on a Sunday, making January 1st the next day, week, month, year, decade, century and millennium

Mike Wazowski pees from his head

In Harry Potter, porn would watch you back

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, nuclear furnace.

Sneezing is really weird. Your nose briefly transforms into a cannon that launches snot at the speed of a sports car, then you go about your business as if you hadn’t just had your face weaponized

Stormtroopers are only so bad at hitting their target because they are used to fight in large groups where the sheer amount of shots flying at its target is the deadliest. The resistance however is better at hitting their target because they are used to fighting alone where their shots matter.

People who use anti-aging creams must have the youngest looking fingertips on earth.

We live in a age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines.

Squidward is the most famous clarinet player.

Nudists must have troubles cleaning their glasses

Surfing and snowboarding are the same sport but the waters in a different state of matter

All the people from different planets in Star Wars probably have very different sleep schedules due to the different day/night cycles.

Earth is the only known habitable planet, but if you stay outside too long your skin will burn, most organisms on the planet are capable of killing humans, and 2/3 of the planet is covered in water you can’t drink to quench thirst.

Spotify needs an “incognito mode” so you can listen to your trashy guilty pleasures without it messing with your algorithms.

Since it’s said that animals can see ghosts, pets might not like going to the vet because to them it’s like going to a haunted cemetery with hundreds of ghosts.

As a kid eating in the bed and watching tv all day is one of the coolest things ever, as an adult it's just sad.

Santa Claus is a commie. He dresses in red and distributes wealth based on merit and behavior.

The entire star wars trilogy is the Skywalker family fucking up the entire galaxy