We say "slept like a baby" even though a baby wakes up every few hours.

With the amount of ads at the movies, we shouldn’t have to pay to watch the movie

Star Wars is now a trilogy of trilogies.

They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour

Getting mail was exciting as a child but terrifying as a adult

Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom’s owner doesn’t replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.

Cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

'Treason' is literally just an anagram to 'Senator'

Money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything.

We all severely underappreciate that air is colorless.

Getting paid minimum wage is your employer’s way of telling you “we would pay you less if we could, but we can’t.”

The humаn body is reаlly quiet for evеrything it doеs.

December 31st 3999 will be on a Sunday, making January 1st the next day, week, month, year, decade, century and millennium

Mike Wazowski pees from his head

In Harry Potter, porn would watch you back

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, nuclear furnace.

Sneezing is really weird. Your nose briefly transforms into a cannon that launches snot at the speed of a sports car, then you go about your business as if you hadn’t just had your face weaponized

Stormtroopers are only so bad at hitting their target because they are used to fight in large groups where the sheer amount of shots flying at its target is the deadliest. The resistance however is better at hitting their target because they are used to fighting alone where their shots matter.

People who use anti-aging creams must have the youngest looking fingertips on earth.

We live in a age where we have to prove to machines that we are not machines.

Squidward is the most famous clarinet player.