When you play Super Mario backwards, it's about a man leaving his wife, and his life gets easier over time.

Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.

The idea of ghosts moaning may have came from children hearing their parents have sex with the parents denying the sounds

From the clock's perspective, it spins counter-clockwise.

Getting new glasses is the IRL version of updating your computer graphics card

Any app is a dating app if you are creepy enough

Ducks are the ultimate all-terrain vehicle.

We say "slept like a baby" even though a baby wakes up every few hours.

With the amount of ads at the movies, we shouldn’t have to pay to watch the movie

Star Wars is now a trilogy of trilogies.

They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour

Getting mail was exciting as a child but terrifying as a adult

Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom’s owner doesn’t replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.

Cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

'Treason' is literally just an anagram to 'Senator'

Money can't buy happiness but poverty can't buy anything.

We all severely underappreciate that air is colorless.

Getting paid minimum wage is your employer’s way of telling you “we would pay you less if we could, but we can’t.”

The humаn body is reаlly quiet for evеrything it doеs.

December 31st 3999 will be on a Sunday, making January 1st the next day, week, month, year, decade, century and millennium