$0.99 seems so much more expensive on the App Store than in a real store.
December 31st, 2099 will be on a Saturday. On that day, January will be the next day, week, month, year, decade, and century all at once.
When you play Super Mario backwards, it's about a man leaving his wife, and his life gets easier over time.
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
The idea of ghosts moaning may have came from children hearing their parents have sex with the parents denying the sounds
Getting new glasses is the IRL version of updating your computer graphics card
We say "slept like a baby" even though a baby wakes up every few hours.
With the amount of ads at the movies, we shouldn’t have to pay to watch the movie
They don’t let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour
Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom’s owner doesn’t replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.