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Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.
Big difference between men and women is when a woman says "smell this" it is usually going to smell nice.
Worst part about growing up is watching your parents grow old.
If Home Alone was told from Harry and Marvโ€™s point of view, it would probably feel more like Saw than a fun kids movie.
You know your relationship has gotten serious when you stop worrying about your SO leaving you and worry about them dying instead
If you are born on December 31st you can never say that your birthday is next year
Yawning is your bodyโ€™s 20% battery notification
Your skin is a onesie.
January is next week,next month,next year and next decade
Drinking cold water right after eating something minty is the cold type of spicy
We intuitively think of Harry Potter as a kid that nerds can identify with. On the facts he's more like the star quarterback, a classic rebel and all the girls want him.
The digestive system starts and ends with cheeks
We only say โ€œHey strangerโ€ to people we know.
People at two different points in the world could have a baby at the exact same time , but due to the time difference, one would automatically be older , but also the same age .
If you are a stripper being nude is SFW and being clothed is NSFW
$0.99 seems so much more expensive on the App Store than in a real store.
December 31st, 2099 will be on a Saturday. On that day, January will be the next day, week, month, year, decade, and century all at once.
When you play Super Mario backwards, it's about a man leaving his wife, and his life gets easier over time.
Theme parks can snap a crystal clear picture of you on a roller coaster at 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still.
The idea of ghosts moaning may have came from children hearing their parents have sex with the parents denying the sounds