Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be "one".

Whenever anyone says "END OF DISCUSSION" they are admitting their only goal was to tell you what they think and not actually have a discussion

Calling Remy "Ratatouille" is this generation's version of calling the Monster "Frankenstein"

The strangest human ability is to remember that we have forgotten something, but can’t remember what we have forgotten.

The generation that memorized dozens of phone numbers can't remember a few passwords.

Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.

Big difference between men and women is when a woman says "smell this" it is usually going to smell nice.

Worst part about growing up is watching your parents grow old.

If Home Alone was told from Harry and Marv’s point of view, it would probably feel more like Saw than a fun kids movie.

You know your relationship has gotten serious when you stop worrying about your SO leaving you and worry about them dying instead

If you are born on December 31st you can never say that your birthday is next year

Yawning is your body’s 20% battery notification

Your skin is a onesie.

January is next week,next month,next year and next decade

Drinking cold water right after eating something minty is the cold type of spicy

We intuitively think of Harry Potter as a kid that nerds can identify with. On the facts he's more like the star quarterback, a classic rebel and all the girls want him.

The digestive system starts and ends with cheeks

We only say “Hey stranger” to people we know.

People at two different points in the world could have a baby at the exact same time , but due to the time difference, one would automatically be older , but also the same age .

If you are a stripper being nude is SFW and being clothed is NSFW

$0.99 seems so much more expensive on the App Store than in a real store.