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Due to most people not having full blown professional kitchens, a cooking show that only uses basic ingredients and a microwave to create dishes would probably be pretty popular.
Technically , January is next week, next month, next year and next decade.
Elastigirl probably faked her pain during all three of her children's births.
Betty White is so old she starred in a show about being old that was cancelled more than a quarter century ago.
Between Die Hard and Harry Potter movies, Alan Rickman may be the most viewed man on TV Christmas day
Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be "one".
Whenever anyone says "END OF DISCUSSION" they are admitting their only goal was to tell you what they think and not actually have a discussion
Calling Remy "Ratatouille" is this generation's version of calling the Monster "Frankenstein"
The strangest human ability is to remember that we have forgotten something, but can’t remember what we have forgotten.
The generation that memorized dozens of phone numbers can't remember a few passwords.
Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.
Big difference between men and women is when a woman says "smell this" it is usually going to smell nice.
Worst part about growing up is watching your parents grow old.
If Home Alone was told from Harry and Marv’s point of view, it would probably feel more like Saw than a fun kids movie.
You know your relationship has gotten serious when you stop worrying about your SO leaving you and worry about them dying instead
If you are born on December 31st you can never say that your birthday is next year
Yawning is your body’s 20% battery notification
Your skin is a onesie.
January is next week,next month,next year and next decade
Drinking cold water right after eating something minty is the cold type of spicy
We intuitively think of Harry Potter as a kid that nerds can identify with. On the facts he's more like the star quarterback, a classic rebel and all the girls want him.