Growing up is realizing you get more joy out of seeing others open presents than you do from opening your own

Metals are extracted from rocks, and metal music is derived from rock music.

In sci-fi movies like Star Wars, the main characters are always given a planet to go to, but never any specific place on said planet. They always guess where they land and they always get it right.

The most unrealistic thing about Star Wars is that humans can breath in every single planet they are going to

In Star Wars they don’t use the same alphabet but they still have x and y wings.

Due to most people not having full blown professional kitchens, a cooking show that only uses basic ingredients and a microwave to create dishes would probably be pretty popular.

Technically , January is next week, next month, next year and next decade.

Elastigirl probably faked her pain during all three of her children's births.

Betty White is so old she starred in a show about being old that was cancelled more than a quarter century ago.

Between Die Hard and Harry Potter movies, Alan Rickman may be the most viewed man on TV Christmas day

Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be "one".

Whenever anyone says "END OF DISCUSSION" they are admitting their only goal was to tell you what they think and not actually have a discussion

Calling Remy "Ratatouille" is this generation's version of calling the Monster "Frankenstein"

The strangest human ability is to remember that we have forgotten something, but can’t remember what we have forgotten.

The generation that memorized dozens of phone numbers can't remember a few passwords.

Today Is The Mondayest Thursday Ever.

Big difference between men and women is when a woman says "smell this" it is usually going to smell nice.

Worst part about growing up is watching your parents grow old.

If Home Alone was told from Harry and Marv’s point of view, it would probably feel more like Saw than a fun kids movie.

You know your relationship has gotten serious when you stop worrying about your SO leaving you and worry about them dying instead

If you are born on December 31st you can never say that your birthday is next year