Someday, someone will look at the Coca Cola polar bear commercials and wonder whatever happened to the all white bears.
1% of people are born psychopaths. So there's 77 million of them on earth now.
Shout out to Charles Dickens for making bosses who make you work late on a day that isn't even a holiday look like assholes.
Seeing someone have an allergic reaction probably freaked humans out in ancient times.
The oldest living person has seen the world's entire population be replaced.
At some point in history a Food Taster probably watched his King die after eating something he just tasted and was promptly executed for suspected involvement, when the actual culprit was a nut allergy.
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People who are siblings and really care about each other say they’re best friends to emphasize their bond, but people who are best friends snd really care about each other say they’re like siblings to emphasize their bond.
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Kevin McAllister’s cleaning ability is arguably as impressive as his ability to set booby traps
Hearing people say good things about you behind your back is probably the greatest compliment and acknowledgement of hard work a person can get.
A soldier on the battlefield has more in common with the guy he’s fighting than the guy who sent him there.
Our body consists of 4 major glitches, hitting our funny bone, rubbing our eyes too hard, having something cold touch your 2 front teeth, and standing up too fast.
Christmas movies always seem to neglect the fact that the North Pole is dark 24 hours a day this time of year.
Death isn't coming for us. It's standing still at the finish line and we're steadily marching right towards it.
The Grinch was just a regular adult who hated loud noises and annoying people.
When you think about it, the Bat Signal was the first cloud based push notification.
The moral of the tortoise and the hare isn’t slow and steady wins the race, it’s don’t be cocky and take a nap while doing something important