If superhero movies were real, no one in their right minds would move to New York City.
Sex and death are taboo because they are relatively difficult to control and remind us that we are part of nature (rather than above it).
The reason that ghosts only scare people is because if they were to actually kill someone they'd immediately be confronted by that person.
At 11:59:59 on december 31st, someone will fart, therefore having the final fart of the decade.
You’ve probably done something in your life that would’ve gone viral but it wasn’t caught on camera.
There is probably a large percentage a people who have never pressed the number 7 on their microwave.
Since Naruto puts his arms behind him and runs real fast, then the reason zombies are slow is because they hold their arms out in front
Using a flashlight to find your way in the dark works essentially the same as echolocation but with light particles
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Being able to succeed in early education without the need to work hard has huge repercussions later on.
In 40 years time there's going to be retirement homes dedicated to gamers and they're going to be EPIC
The real sign of a psychopath is when there’s an entirely open movie theater and a person chooses the seat directly next to you.
Humans created the concept of time and now complain that we don't have enough of it. Same with money.
If Nintendo didn't make a franchise out of it, ''Smash Bros.'' would probably be an expression used by frat boys.
Judges are wizards - they wear robes, wield wooden instruments, and make things happen by invoking Latin phrases.
The build up to Christmas Day actually feels way more like Christmas than the actual day itself.
Actors/actresses probably look back at movies they were in and cringe like we do at old videos of ourselves.