While Mr.Krabs may be a cheapstake, he single handedly owns the most popular restaurant with only 2 employees, Defends it 24/7 WHILE raising a teenager
People with chronic illnesses are often accused of faking being sick, when they actually more often are faking being well.
If you’ve been on a roller coaster ride that takes pictures, there’s a chance that you’re on a picture in somebody’s house.
The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is the fact that Padme went for Anaken when Ewan McGregor existed
Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.
If Google continue to keep Google Earth updated then in a few hundreds years people will actually be able to virtually walk around in history!!
If superhero movies were real, no one in their right minds would move to New York City.
Sex and death are taboo because they are relatively difficult to control and remind us that we are part of nature (rather than above it).
The reason that ghosts only scare people is because if they were to actually kill someone they'd immediately be confronted by that person.
At 11:59:59 on december 31st, someone will fart, therefore having the final fart of the decade.
You’ve probably done something in your life that would’ve gone viral but it wasn’t caught on camera.
There is probably a large percentage a people who have never pressed the number 7 on their microwave.
Since Naruto puts his arms behind him and runs real fast, then the reason zombies are slow is because they hold their arms out in front
Using a flashlight to find your way in the dark works essentially the same as echolocation but with light particles
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Being able to succeed in early education without the need to work hard has huge repercussions later on.