Email addresses are used more for creating accounts on various websites than actually emailing people
Your life while in school is a platform game, once you're done with school it switches to an open-world game
bY tYpInG lIKe ThIs humans have finally created a way to get sarcasm across through text
The Kanye West paradox: lf you love Kanye it seems like everyone hates Kanye. If you hate Kanye it seems like everyone loves Kanye.
If boredom is a minor form of disgust, and disgust originates from fear, being bored is simply your mind afraid of it's inability to do anything to please itself.
Car companies always advertise how quickly their cars go from 0-100 but not 100-0, even though it's a lot more important.
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Mail carriers are the opposite of garbage men. Instead of emptying your trash from a big box once a week, they deposit trash into a small box once a day.
Brushing teeth at night is a kind of commitment to stop eating for the night
Rich people’s pets get better health care than most humans in the world.
Naming a generation of humans after the last letter in the alphabet is quite foreboding
The idea of Santa living in the north pole probably came the fact that he needs to live somewhere definitely habitable but unreachable by children
Ads saying to "act now" because the product is "selling fast" are always lying. Companies would have no need to advertise a product if they already expected to run out of supply due to high demand.
Even though most of us have seen it countless times, spotting the Moon during daylight seems to always be worth noticing.
Someone has talked about you today, and you may never know who, or what about.
Earth is the deadliest planet in the Solar System, claiming millions of lives every year
You picture a lot more hair when you hear "Hair" as opposed to hearing "Hairs"