Since we're putting graphic images on cigarette boxes, lets put pictures of obese people, arteries filled with plaque, and people dying from diabetes on junk food and fast food packaging.
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When you ask a kid when they were born and they reply with 2011, it just doesn't feel right.
"OK Boomer" only works on Boomers from Google. If your Boomer is from Apple, you have to say "Hey, Boomer." If it's from Amazon, you can simply preface your instruction with "Boomer", e.g. "Boomer, stop."
If we do live in a computer simulation the person that controls everything is an asshole.
The legend of pulling the sword from the Stone could have been just extracting ore from a rock and making a sword out of it.
In grade school, when a teacher showed a film, we thought it was a treat, but actually the teacher didn’t feel like teaching that day.
If you buy one pregnancy test you probably hope you are not pregnant. If you buy multiple tests you probably hope you are.
Email addresses are used more for creating accounts on various websites than actually emailing people
Your life while in school is a platform game, once you're done with school it switches to an open-world game
bY tYpInG lIKe ThIs humans have finally created a way to get sarcasm across through text
The Kanye West paradox: lf you love Kanye it seems like everyone hates Kanye. If you hate Kanye it seems like everyone loves Kanye.
If boredom is a minor form of disgust, and disgust originates from fear, being bored is simply your mind afraid of it's inability to do anything to please itself.
Car companies always advertise how quickly their cars go from 0-100 but not 100-0, even though it's a lot more important.
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Mail carriers are the opposite of garbage men. Instead of emptying your trash from a big box once a week, they deposit trash into a small box once a day.
Brushing teeth at night is a kind of commitment to stop eating for the night