"Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" is the first conspiracy theory that believing in puts you in the majority, rather than the minority.
An average straight man today has seen more cock in his lifetime than an average gay man before the 90s.
The year 1990 sounds closer than 2030 while in reality, it's 3 times as far way.
A homeless person could commit a serious crime and most likely be given a better quality of life than when they were on the street.
Since we're putting graphic images on cigarette boxes, lets put pictures of obese people, arteries filled with plaque, and people dying from diabetes on junk food and fast food packaging.
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When you ask a kid when they were born and they reply with 2011, it just doesn't feel right.
"OK Boomer" only works on Boomers from Google. If your Boomer is from Apple, you have to say "Hey, Boomer." If it's from Amazon, you can simply preface your instruction with "Boomer", e.g. "Boomer, stop."
If we do live in a computer simulation the person that controls everything is an asshole.
The legend of pulling the sword from the Stone could have been just extracting ore from a rock and making a sword out of it.
In grade school, when a teacher showed a film, we thought it was a treat, but actually the teacher didn’t feel like teaching that day.
If you buy one pregnancy test you probably hope you are not pregnant. If you buy multiple tests you probably hope you are.
Email addresses are used more for creating accounts on various websites than actually emailing people
Your life while in school is a platform game, once you're done with school it switches to an open-world game
bY tYpInG lIKe ThIs humans have finally created a way to get sarcasm across through text