As we move away from cash and towards debit and credit only, homeless people will receive fewer and fewer free handouts of change.
The tongue is, low key, a sex organ. We keep it hidden for the most part. We rub it against sexual partners. We even aggressively expose it as a sign of disdain.
Putting on just a shirt when you’re naked makes you feel even more naked, even though you’re nakedness is 50% less
"Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" is the first conspiracy theory that believing in puts you in the majority, rather than the minority.
An average straight man today has seen more cock in his lifetime than an average gay man before the 90s.
The year 1990 sounds closer than 2030 while in reality, it's 3 times as far way.
A homeless person could commit a serious crime and most likely be given a better quality of life than when they were on the street.
Since we're putting graphic images on cigarette boxes, lets put pictures of obese people, arteries filled with plaque, and people dying from diabetes on junk food and fast food packaging.
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When you ask a kid when they were born and they reply with 2011, it just doesn't feel right.
"OK Boomer" only works on Boomers from Google. If your Boomer is from Apple, you have to say "Hey, Boomer." If it's from Amazon, you can simply preface your instruction with "Boomer", e.g. "Boomer, stop."
If we do live in a computer simulation the person that controls everything is an asshole.
The legend of pulling the sword from the Stone could have been just extracting ore from a rock and making a sword out of it.
In grade school, when a teacher showed a film, we thought it was a treat, but actually the teacher didn’t feel like teaching that day.
If you buy one pregnancy test you probably hope you are not pregnant. If you buy multiple tests you probably hope you are.
Email addresses are used more for creating accounts on various websites than actually emailing people