Skills that used to be essential for survival are now creative hobbies we try out in our free time.
20 years ago, a profile picture used to be a picture of your face from the side.
The “100 Grand” candy bar was created in 1964... adjusted to today it is the “$828,254.84 Bar”
All ghost sightings are old spirits: a young woman who fell from a covered bridge in 1910, great great grampy Joe who died of diphtheria in 1847. No one ever sees ghosts from the 1980s rocking leg warmers, jelly bracelets and sweet spaghetti perms.
Drinking almost any beverage out of a coffee mug feels fine, but drinking coffee out of a regular glass feels really weird.
As we move away from cash and towards debit and credit only, homeless people will receive fewer and fewer free handouts of change.
The tongue is, low key, a sex organ. We keep it hidden for the most part. We rub it against sexual partners. We even aggressively expose it as a sign of disdain.
Putting on just a shirt when you’re naked makes you feel even more naked, even though you’re nakedness is 50% less
"Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" is the first conspiracy theory that believing in puts you in the majority, rather than the minority.
An average straight man today has seen more cock in his lifetime than an average gay man before the 90s.
The year 1990 sounds closer than 2030 while in reality, it's 3 times as far way.
A homeless person could commit a serious crime and most likely be given a better quality of life than when they were on the street.
Since we're putting graphic images on cigarette boxes, lets put pictures of obese people, arteries filled with plaque, and people dying from diabetes on junk food and fast food packaging.
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When you ask a kid when they were born and they reply with 2011, it just doesn't feel right.