Someone probably typed in your username when creating a profile on social media only to find out it's been taken by you.
50 degrees in October and 50 degrees in April definitely do not feel the same.
If you think about it, Willy Wonka's chewing gum that never lost flavor was probably the least sold Wonka product, because people never bought new gum because their current one never lost flavor and is as good as new.
We feel shorter than we actually are since we perceive height from eye level
Yahoo is really useful when your teacher says you aren't allowed to Google the answers.
We've probably slowed down the rate of disease spreading a lot by switching from cash to cards
Sheet music is actually just a graph - The x-axis is time and the y-axis is pitch.
Selling candy to kids out of a van is completely wrong, but selling ice cream is excepted and enjoyed.
“The office” is a group of people pretending to all be co-workers at work. They are also actual co-workers at work.
Male masturbation is a more socially accepted and joked about topic but female sex toys are more socially accepted than male ones.
The only thing worse than trying your best and coming up short is giving it your all and actually achieving your goal, only to discover that the goal was not worth pursuing to begin with...
Having bones lying around your house is either creepy or adorable depending on whether or not you own a dog
Humans are the most vulnerable when naked, yet there is nothing scarier than having a naked person run at you.
Romantic restaurants are probably dimly lit because it makes it harder to notice facial imperfections
When it comes to clowns that kill kids, Pennywise has nothing on Ronald Mcdonald.
Forwarded from Rose The Maned Wolf
If you put one lasagna on top of another, it's still one lasagna.
When you sneeze, which can spread germ, the social responsibility is on everyone else to bless you, but when you fart, which is generally harmless, the responsibility is on you to excuse yourself. we are more offended by smell then possible getting sick.