Your lips seperate when you say touch, but touch when you say seperate.
Maybe the stereotype of homosexuality being caused by overbearing mothers exists because gay men with loving and accepting mothers are less likely to be closeted.
There are probably spots of floor inside your house that you've never stepped on
Dogs are considered man’s best friend, but we had to domesticate them through generations of breeding. Yet cats domesticated themselves purely because they want to be around us. Humans are cat’s best friend.
Happy 1st bday to babies in Hawaii who were conceived a year ago due to an accidental missile text!
Pornography is one of very few sources of entertainment in which many people prefer to watch amateurs over professionals.
If the relieved feeling of emptying your bladder/intestines would last 6 hours, nobody would have any interest in drugs.
In a hundred years there will be billions of dead e-mail addresses and accounts that can never be reused
Cheap phones are thicker and heavier while cheap calculators are thinner and lighter. Expensive phones are thinner and lighter while expensive calculators are thicker and heavier.
Maybe Latin is a dead language, because people got tired of summoning demons in the middle of a regular conversation
You never make the conscience decision to stop listening to a song. One day, you just happen to start listening to newer music, and when you finally hear that song again, it would feel like ages since you've last listened to it.
If you’re having difficulty learning the nervous system, then the brain is actually having difficulty trying to understand itself.
Losing weight suggests you'll find it again one day, Destroying weight suggests something more permanent.
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It’s fucking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping
When you close both eyes they see black, but when you close one it sees nothing.
The success of a post has more to do with people's ability to understand it, than the merit of the post itself.