The great thing about Showerthoughts is that it makes even the most average of us feel like a genius when reading the moronic things that others thought were worth posting

A zoo in the peppa pig universe is a prison

Inside of every adult is a child wondering what the fuck is going on, and how to keep up the charade.

Gandalf the Grey beat the dungeon's final boss all by himself to rake all the XP and level up to Gandalf the White.

Your lips seperate when you say touch, but touch when you say seperate.

Maybe the stereotype of homosexuality being caused by overbearing mothers exists because gay men with loving and accepting mothers are less likely to be closeted.

Putting earrings on someone is the most accepted form of stabbing

There are probably spots of floor inside your house that you've never stepped on

Dogs are considered man’s best friend, but we had to domesticate them through generations of breeding. Yet cats domesticated themselves purely because they want to be around us. Humans are cat’s best friend.

Happy 1st bday to babies in Hawaii who were conceived a year ago due to an accidental missile text!

Pornography is one of very few sources of entertainment in which many people prefer to watch amateurs over professionals.

If the relieved feeling of emptying your bladder/intestines would last 6 hours, nobody would have any interest in drugs.

In a hundred years there will be billions of dead e-mail addresses and accounts that can never be reused

Cheap phones are thicker and heavier while cheap calculators are thinner and lighter. Expensive phones are thinner and lighter while expensive calculators are thicker and heavier.

Maybe Latin is a dead language, because people got tired of summoning demons in the middle of a regular conversation

Houses are miniature museums of who you are.

You never make the conscience decision to stop listening to a song. One day, you just happen to start listening to newer music, and when you finally hear that song again, it would feel like ages since you've last listened to it.

If you’re having difficulty learning the nervous system, then the brain is actually having difficulty trying to understand itself.

Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held

Losing weight suggests you'll find it again one day, Destroying weight suggests something more permanent.

It’s fucking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping