We post our weird/dumb thoughts here because no one in real life cares to hear them, but everyone on the internet cares for some reason.
When someone mispells a word we look at the keyboard to see how close the incorrect letter is from the correct to assess what level of pardon we will grant
In order to see less pixels on a screen we have to add more pixels to it
There is a very real possibility that you may have got cancer and your body fought it off on it's own and you will never know.
If you live to be 1460 years old, you'll actually be 1461 years old, because you'll have lived an entire year's worth of february29th's (leap years)
The great thing about Showerthoughts is that it makes even the most average of us feel like a genius when reading the moronic things that others thought were worth posting
Inside of every adult is a child wondering what the fuck is going on, and how to keep up the charade.
Gandalf the Grey beat the dungeon's final boss all by himself to rake all the XP and level up to Gandalf the White.
Your lips seperate when you say touch, but touch when you say seperate.
Maybe the stereotype of homosexuality being caused by overbearing mothers exists because gay men with loving and accepting mothers are less likely to be closeted.
There are probably spots of floor inside your house that you've never stepped on
Dogs are considered man’s best friend, but we had to domesticate them through generations of breeding. Yet cats domesticated themselves purely because they want to be around us. Humans are cat’s best friend.