Forwarded from Fanuel!
Considering that ants as a species outnumber humans 1000+ to 1 they could probably take down the human race.
Our generation probably reads way, way more than previous ones, but instead of quality journalism and books by professional writers it's mostly not-that-well-thought-through comments hastily typed up on a tiny smartphone keyboard.
It's almost horrifying how well we can resume our daily lives after reading about something terrible on the news simply because it doesn't directly concern our lives.
It’s easy tell if someone likes someone, but it’s hard to tell if someone likes you
Condoms are produced by machines and condoms are used to prevent human repopulation so robots are helping prevent humans from being born
Salmon don’t travel miles upstream because they think spawning is going to be fun. They are filled with roe constantly adding internal pressure. It’s more like having diarrhea and knowing you can only shit at home.
People always complain about having to get up early for the school bus, but nobody thinks about how early the bus driver has to get up
A casino kicking someone out for card counting is the most accepted form of rage quitting because an opponent is good at the game.
The first dog to pee on Mars would temporarily be the dog lord of a whole planet
If we shot out all the flat-earthers into space, we could get rid of a lot of stupid people at once and prove our point once and for all
You get angry with your alarm clock when it wakes you up and you get angry with your alarm clock when it does not wake you up.
A lot of people get respected only due to their age and not because they deserve it.
It was totally acceptable to kick a pregnant woman when you were a fetus. It was celebrated, in fact.
LOL as gone from meaning "Laughing out loud" to "this comment isn't hostile"
If you are offered half a pyramid, and you choose the top half, you get a whole pyramid, not a half.
“Dropping the kids off at the pool” is often used to describe taking a dump when in reality it more accurately describes ejaculating into the toilet.
Quidditch at Hogwarts is pay to win, due to the enormous difference in broom quality and the wealth gap between students
We post our weird/dumb thoughts here because no one in real life cares to hear them, but everyone on the internet cares for some reason.