If you say a random number with an absolute value greater than ~1 billion, it’s likely that you’re the first human to ever say it. Use the number in a sentence and you’re likely the first human to have ever had a complete thought involving it, and you probably just created a brand new sentence.
Vanilla, chocolate and coffee are all beans. No matter which one you prefer, your favorite flavor is “Beans”.
Older people criticize younger people for not learning skills that have become obsolete but refuse to learn skills that have become relevant(like how to use computers).
542 million people are active on this site but nobody has ever even came close to reaching 1 million likes
The phrase "bite down" doesn't make sense because its our bottom jaw that moves up. But Shut up makes perfect sense.
If you and someone of the same sex were eating in a restaurant together and the waiter decided to put the bill in front of you, he/she has decided that you are the top
Rich people used to watch poor people fight in arenas, now poor people watch rich people fight in arenas
Secret & hidden songs on music albums really got ruined by streaming services like Spotify
There’s nothing as disappointing as thinking Under Pressure is about to play but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby.
A person carrying a cup of fresh coffee in each hand is defenseless and quite dangerous simultaneously.
Humans will unthinkingly annihilate entire species but will move heaven and earth to save a singular cute animal.
The difference between intelligence and wisdom is that a intelligent person can solve problems but a wise person can avoid them
Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.
Someday, in the future, the Moon is going to have a gift shop that sells tacky, moon related objects.
Fewer and fewer kids are going to know what static on a TV looks like unless they see a video of it.
Adults constantly tell kids that they can't make big decisions because our brains aren't fully developed yet. But adults also expect us to take tests that will determine the rest of our lives with our incomplete brains.
Getting a perfect attendance award in grade school is more of an award for the parent being responsible than the child accomplishing anything.
Cuttlefish can change color but can't see color. Maybe we physically change in a perceptible way based on our emotions but can't perceive it because we lack the senses to notice.
The news has done to our grandparents what they thought video games would do to us