If not for darkness, we would never know how beautiful a Firefly actually is. Dark moments provide contrast for us to see the beauty we overlook in life.

You could never pay someone 55 cents to take a piece of paper all the way across the country. Stamps really are one hell of a good deal.

People will drive around for 2 minutes trying to find a closer parking space to avoid 1 minute of walking

Telling a depressed person to just cheer up is like telling a broke person to just go to the ATM.

Being an adult is when your friends come over and you hang out in the living room instead of your bedroom

Although he gets a lot of flak, Oscar the Grouch is arguably one of the most important characters of Sesame street- helping viewers understand that kindness is not guaranteed by everyone, and even unpleasant people deserve respect.

Rich kids have never felt the joy of geting 20 dollars from their grandma

Suitcases hardly have any suits in them.

You could make a sandwich out of slang terms for money: bread, lettuce, bacon, cheddar.

If you say a random number with an absolute value greater than ~1 billion, it’s likely that you’re the first human to ever say it. Use the number in a sentence and you’re likely the first human to have ever had a complete thought involving it, and you probably just created a brand new sentence.

Vanilla, chocolate and coffee are all beans. No matter which one you prefer, your favorite flavor is “Beans”.

Older people criticize younger people for not learning skills that have become obsolete but refuse to learn skills that have become relevant(like how to use computers).

542 million people are active on this site but nobody has ever even came close to reaching 1 million likes

The phrase "bite down" doesn't make sense because its our bottom jaw that moves up. But Shut up makes perfect sense.

If you and someone of the same sex were eating in a restaurant together and the waiter decided to put the bill in front of you, he/she has decided that you are the top

Rich people used to watch poor people fight in arenas, now poor people watch rich people fight in arenas

Secret & hidden songs on music albums really got ruined by streaming services like Spotify

Punching bags are also hugging bags if you just calm down a little.

There’s nothing as disappointing as thinking Under Pressure is about to play but it turns out to be Ice Ice Baby.

A person carrying a cup of fresh coffee in each hand is defenseless and quite dangerous simultaneously.

Humans will unthinkingly annihilate entire species but will move heaven and earth to save a singular cute animal.