5 villains attack 1 hero is bullying, but 5 hero’s attacking 1 villain is teamwork.
Porn-Stars don’t have to worry about their careers being ended due to leaked nudes.
At one point in time, someone must have been wrongly accused of poisening a royal, because of a food taster with allergies.
You would have to kill two murderers to reduce the amount of killers in the world by one
Nobody knows who the most successful criminal in history was because they’ve never been caught
Teenagers are the purgatory of family gatherings. Too young to be talking with the adults, too old to be playing with children.
If you subtract 18 years from your age, you basically get your age in "adult years". Even if you're not where you want to be at, let's say, age 30, you're only a 12-year-old adult. You still have plenty of time.
If not for darkness, we would never know how beautiful a Firefly actually is. Dark moments provide contrast for us to see the beauty we overlook in life.
You could never pay someone 55 cents to take a piece of paper all the way across the country. Stamps really are one hell of a good deal.
People will drive around for 2 minutes trying to find a closer parking space to avoid 1 minute of walking
Telling a depressed person to just cheer up is like telling a broke person to just go to the ATM.
Being an adult is when your friends come over and you hang out in the living room instead of your bedroom
Although he gets a lot of flak, Oscar the Grouch is arguably one of the most important characters of Sesame street- helping viewers understand that kindness is not guaranteed by everyone, and even unpleasant people deserve respect.
Rich kids have never felt the joy of geting 20 dollars from their grandma
You could make a sandwich out of slang terms for money: bread, lettuce, bacon, cheddar.
If you say a random number with an absolute value greater than ~1 billion, it’s likely that you’re the first human to ever say it. Use the number in a sentence and you’re likely the first human to have ever had a complete thought involving it, and you probably just created a brand new sentence.
Vanilla, chocolate and coffee are all beans. No matter which one you prefer, your favorite flavor is “Beans”.
Older people criticize younger people for not learning skills that have become obsolete but refuse to learn skills that have become relevant(like how to use computers).
542 million people are active on this site but nobody has ever even came close to reaching 1 million likes
The phrase "bite down" doesn't make sense because its our bottom jaw that moves up. But Shut up makes perfect sense.