In Star Wars, the preguel movies and clone wars series could quite possibly be Obi-wan's ghost telling Luke stories about his and Anakin's adventures

The universe is only about 13.7 billion years old, give or take, and we've still got a couple trillion years left until all the stars burn out. Maybe the reason we haven't detected any aliens yet is because we're a bit too early to the party.

If reincarnation is real, someone holds the record for most deaths and doesn't know it.

If Elvis were to have faked his death, he could have later totally hidden in plain site in Las Vegas.

There is a literal deadline for writing your will

Someone knowing you exist is such intimate knowledge. There are billions of people that don't know you exist.

If you had a pet rock as a child, it's probably still around..

Pregnancy tests advertise with a woman who’s happy to find out she’s pregnant but it’s probably used more by women who are happy to find out they’re not

Grass is probably both the most abused, and most loved plant on the planet.

Comic Sans is never the default font. When you see it in the world, someone thought it was a good idea.

People get upset when they hold the door for a person that does not say thanks. The ultimate betrayal that isn't talked about is actually when hold you hold the door for people and they use the other door.

The Earth is 4.54 billion years old. The half-life of Uranium-238 is 4.5 billion years. We're still using the stock uranium that shipped with our planet.

Someone at google was like, "Lets drive on every fucking road on the planet while taking pictures". Now he is rich.

If you donate 1 kidney you’re a hero. If you donate 8 kidneys you’ll be arrested.

You know you’re good friends with someone when you know your way around their kitchen

All of Harry Potter’s close friends know how big his penis is because they used a Polyjuice potion to become him.

Deaf people have never experienced awkward silence.

5 villains attack 1 hero is bullying, but 5 hero’s attacking 1 villain is teamwork.

Porn-Stars don’t have to worry about their careers being ended due to leaked nudes.

At one point in time, someone must have been wrongly accused of poisening a royal, because of a food taster with allergies.

You would have to kill two murderers to reduce the amount of killers in the world by one