Usain Bolt runs fast enough to get speeding tickets in residential areas

Just realized cowboys go yee haw and ninjas go hee yaw

It’s not that people don’t realize drugs will ruin their lives, but rather, they know their lives are already ruined and don’t give a shit.

In hundreds of years will students study television shows like the office and breaking bad like how we study Shakespeare

Girls who try to be Instagram models are the same as guys who try to be SoundCloud rappers.

You can't stand backwards on stairs.

In Star Wars, the preguel movies and clone wars series could quite possibly be Obi-wan's ghost telling Luke stories about his and Anakin's adventures

The universe is only about 13.7 billion years old, give or take, and we've still got a couple trillion years left until all the stars burn out. Maybe the reason we haven't detected any aliens yet is because we're a bit too early to the party.

If reincarnation is real, someone holds the record for most deaths and doesn't know it.

If Elvis were to have faked his death, he could have later totally hidden in plain site in Las Vegas.

There is a literal deadline for writing your will

Someone knowing you exist is such intimate knowledge. There are billions of people that don't know you exist.

If you had a pet rock as a child, it's probably still around..

Pregnancy tests advertise with a woman who’s happy to find out she’s pregnant but it’s probably used more by women who are happy to find out they’re not

Grass is probably both the most abused, and most loved plant on the planet.

Comic Sans is never the default font. When you see it in the world, someone thought it was a good idea.

People get upset when they hold the door for a person that does not say thanks. The ultimate betrayal that isn't talked about is actually when hold you hold the door for people and they use the other door.

The Earth is 4.54 billion years old. The half-life of Uranium-238 is 4.5 billion years. We're still using the stock uranium that shipped with our planet.

Someone at google was like, "Lets drive on every fucking road on the planet while taking pictures". Now he is rich.

If you donate 1 kidney you’re a hero. If you donate 8 kidneys you’ll be arrested.

You know you’re good friends with someone when you know your way around their kitchen