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Gamers probably like games so much because, unlike in real life, the rules are consistent, make sense, and can be learned.
People who say “anything is possible” never tried to jump off a roof and float holding an umbrella when they were kids.
If you're looking for the safest place to live, statistically, the moon has a 0% mortality rate compared to Earth's 100%
No matter the scale, every figure of Ant-Man is life-size.
Waldo’s mom must be worried sick about him.
English teachers put more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.
April Fool's Day is an opportunity for companies to present their dumbest ideas that just might work because if it fails they can fall back on it being a prank
Forwarded from M. Zargul W.
It‘s perfectly socially acceptable to spend 3000$ for vacations, but everybody loses their mind if you buy something else that lasts forever with that money.
April Fools Day is proof the Purge wouldn’t work. Despite having a whole day for shitposting, there is still shitposting the rest of the year.
Today, hundreds of women will find out they’re pregnant but nobody will believe them until tomorrow.
Ancient Egyptians would have truly enjoyed the amount of cats on the internet
T-Series passing pewdiepie and then pewdiepie overtaking them today after making a video congratulating them is the ultimate April fools prank
In the 90s, we were taught to use plastic instead of paper to save the rainforest from deforestation. Now we're taught to use paper instead of plastic to save the ocean from pollution.
If you ask someone what the opposite of right is, they could respond with either 'wrong' or 'left', and be right either way.
If we showed someone from the early 1800s CGI, they’d think it was magic. If we show someone today magic, they’d think it was CGI.
We could put "Fuck blind people" on every billboard in the world and as long as no one snitched we'd get away with it
Forwarded from Rudeboy
Journalism has gotten to the point that readers are crticized for not fact checking news articles.
We, as humans are really lucky that our arms evolved long enough to reach our genitals.
Kids shows led us to believe the Mayor of your city was way more important and much more common to see around town than they are.
Nintendogs can’t die, but if you find your old DS, your voice will have changed so much that they won’t recognize you anymore.
you can have pretty loud sex without offending the neighbours, as long as you play the Game of Thrones theme song first