Men don't generally buy clothing and wonder if the pocket is real or not.
Whether the voice in your head screams or whispers, it will always be the same volume
Batman was the p2w player who crushed everyone through money and gear advantage. The Joker was the veteran who almost beat him with skill and strategy, until Batman decided to spend even more to defeat him.
Professional meth cooks probably think Breaking Bad is an inaccurate and unrealistic depiction of their profession.
If you donate 1 kidney, you're a hero. If you donate 100 kidneys, then you're a villain.
The quality of your day is largely determined by the attitude towards the things you can not control.
If Tom and Jerry were a book instead of a TV show, it would seem so much more violent.
If you hear weird noises In the night, simply make weirder noises to assert dominance
Forwarded from Deleted Account
imagine a person announcing the death of a relative on April 1 and no one believes him
Gamers probably like games so much because, unlike in real life, the rules are consistent, make sense, and can be learned.
People who say “anything is possible” never tried to jump off a roof and float holding an umbrella when they were kids.
If you're looking for the safest place to live, statistically, the moon has a 0% mortality rate compared to Earth's 100%
English teachers put more thought into a novel than the original author ever did.
April Fool's Day is an opportunity for companies to present their dumbest ideas that just might work because if it fails they can fall back on it being a prank
Forwarded from M. Zargul W.
It‘s perfectly socially acceptable to spend 3000$ for vacations, but everybody loses their mind if you buy something else that lasts forever with that money.