Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I know I am sexy, fuck you all.

I don’t do situationships or relationships, only dictatorships. (I’m the dictator.)

Imagine thinking I’m quiet because you don’t have access to the premium personality package.

I’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day.

Trust me, I won't leave. If you're staying, l'm staying.

I miss you. Please teleport.

Tell your parents I’m a big fan of their artwork.

Everything can be a sign if you’re crazy or horny enough.

"what do you do for a living?" Oh I am a professional hopeless romantic and I read books and cry in my free time.

Distance doesn’t separate people. Silence does.

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you?!

I used to think bulls were stupid for chasing red flags but look at us!

I feel nothing or I feel everything, I don’t know which is worse.

The people who made a prison for us, made a window for it… well done I guess!

My most toxic trait? Even though I know the truth, I’ll ask you to lie to me again.

The plan was to sleep on time, but the night always feels too peaceful to waste.

I made it all look painless.
Man, am I the greatest.

Music’s the drug that I'm addicted to.