When you realize 2 years ago she was flirting with you.

No wonder why I’m still single.

To all married brothers out there, be her peace bro.

she is already dealing with that small height and big forehead combo.

Do’stingga bazi gaplarni aytar ekansan, bazilarini aytmas ekansan.

Hamma gaplaringni aytolmaydigan do’st nimaga kerak ?

- Seneca

Opinions ?

Ayollardan biri aytadi: Erim o’zini twitterda ( Hozirgi X) shunaqa ideal qilib tutadiki, yozganlarini o’qib, gohida uni xotini bo’lgim kelib ketadi.

Bizni holatimizda telegramda.

O’zi So’fi Alloyorni aytgan gaplari to’gri:

Ko’rar ko’zda ajib so’fi namonman,
Nihonda nafs itiga mubtaloman.

Since I was in the army last month, I couldn’t run the channel. But now I’m back in town, so we’ll start blogging again.

Darvinga etiroz.

Darvin ta’limoti noto’g’ri.

Odam maymundan emas, maymun odamdan tarqagan. Oyog’i yerdan uzilmaganlar odam bo’lib qolgan.

Oyog’iyerdan uzilganlar esa maymun bo’lib daraxtga chiqib ketgan…

Bu jarayon hamon davom etmoqda…

- Daftar hoshiyasidagi bitiklar kitobidan.

what's special about this year people ?

for me, i totally waste it.

so what are the plans for next year ?

Look, I don’t know who needs to hear this:

Just beacuse you haven’t met the love of your life yet, does not mean you will.

Xalq qanaqa challange qilamiz ?

Really people ?

xalq band 9 challange qilishga qaror qildim, asosan speaking bilan writingga focus qiladigan.

instagram bilan telegramda progressni kuzatsalariz bo'ladi.

davomiyligi - 3 oy.

nasib bo'lsa ertadan boshlaymiz, unmute qilib qo'ysalariz bo'ladi.

The current job market is a joke.

HRs don’t reply to your messages, and even if they do, they ask questions that are already answered in your CV. After that, they don’t tell you whether you’re hired or not.

Today, I went to one of the well-known centers in Bukhara looking for a job. They are asking for nearly a three-month probation period before letting me have my own group.

Come on, I didn’t start teaching yesterday. I have two years of experience.

Other one asked me to fill out a form and it was full of ridiculous questions

Like :

“ agar 24 soat kuzatuv ostida ekanligizni bilganizda o’zingizni qanday tutgan bo’lardiz?”

“ O’zingizni qaysi ishda yaxshi emas deb hisoblaysiz ?”

“ Ota onanggiz qaysi ishlarda ishlashgan”

I barely stopped myself from laughing.

Tan olinglar, ingliz tili o‘qituvchinglardan boshqa hech kim sizlardan

favorite food, color, music, sport, drink, filmingizni so‘ramagan.