Flashover

n. the moment a conversation becomes real and alive, which occurs when a spark of trust shorts out the delicate circuits you keep insulated under layers of irony, momentarily grounding the static emotional charge you’ve built up through decades of friction with the world.

https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/150082795555/flashover

Procrastistuck

adj. being unable to break the vicious cycle of procrastination.

Schwartzcash

n. untaxed income

Опиздоуметь

г., соверш. вести себя крайне неразумно, нерасчетливо, непредусмотрительно.

Пример:
— Папа, мама, познакомьтесь, это мой новый парень Миша. Миша праноед, вейпер, фрилансер и блоггер.
— Отец, неси ружье. Дочь опиздоумела.

Aftersome

adj. astonished to think back on the bizarre sequence of accidents that brought you to where you are today—as if you’d spent years bouncing down a Plinko pegboard, passing through a million harmless decision points, any one of which might’ve changed everything—which makes your long and winding path feel fated from the start, yet so unlikely as to be virtually impossible.

https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/post/640050819017867264/aftersome