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t.me/cSamoyied


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prompt : kaiser and aila and their friends end up having to all sleep in the same room. Nobody can get any sleep because aila is snoring incredibly loud... Except for kaiser, who's completely used to it.
fakedesc :
ekhem.. kali ini gw bawa tetangga gw nih, dari zaman gw masih oek oek sampai udah bisa ngorok begini masih aja tetanggaan sama nih orang. namanya Aila, yah agak mirip nama mobil tapi mobilnya merk sigra. dia nih tipe tipe tetangga baik sebenernya, misal nih kalau hari minggu apa waktu sore gitu suka ngirimin makanan lebih gitu. tapi ada 1 hal yang gw rasa nih tetangga sebelah alias aila pen gw gusur, kenapa? yah bayangin aja coba pagi pagi jam 6 itu udah karaokean di hari minggu lagi, tonggo edan ncen. tapi karena aila tetangga gw tercinta ini sudah baik sekali selalu mengirimkan makanan jadi tak ampuni dosa karaokean pagi buta mu๐Ÿ˜

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nsfw prompt : kaiser suggesting that aila play a game for Halloween.
aila: Bobbing for apples?
kaiser: How about bobbing for dick? ;)
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t.me/pleasve


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prompt : kaiser and hisa as characters in a really crappy free-to-play MMORPG with super skimpy armor.
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nah habis tetangga suka karaokean sekarang gw mau kenalin ke kalian tetangga satunya lagi, hisa namanya. sebenernya si hisa nih temen gw sd, soalnya tetanggan dan sd kita berdua juga sama. plusnya hisa nih dia ganteng, idaman banget dah. minusnya kalau mau ngedate selalu minjem motor gw, hampir tiap malming dah itu gw itung itung. untung temen sendiri lu. yah kalau kalian heran kenapa, gw juga ngga tau anjr. dai segi rumah aja masih bagusan rumah dia dalemnya, sumpah dah. gaya elit punya motor sulit lu his.

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nsfw prompt : hisa: Are you sure a kiss is all you want? We can take it further, if youโ€™d like. Iโ€™m always willing to go further with you.
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t.me/hardesclv


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prompt : kaiser and harvey cooking something without the recipe, because harvey is confident they know how to cook it from memory.
fakedesc :
nah ini, gw kenalin ke kalian semua atasan tercinta gw, pak harvey. beliau ini atasan paling jos gandos top markotop pokoknya. kalian sering lembur tapi ngga digaji? makanya kerja di bawah pimpinan pak harvey, dijamin sejahtera uripmu. asli paling serius iki, udah baik karena suka menggaji karyawan lembur, kadang aja nih dia suka ngetraktir gitu lah pas jam istirahat. kalau ngga kopi yah roti roti gitu lah, mending bisa buat nyanggah perut. jadi buat lu semua pegawai kantoran dan mau hidup sejahtera bisa masuk sini, semoga berhasil karena gini gini pak harvey mayan selektif kalau masalah karyawan.

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nsfw prompt : harvey playing a Xbox Live game with their friends. kaiser arrives and tries to have sex with harvey while telling them to continue playing. harvey now has to keep quiet or else their friends will hear them doing the frickle frack.
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t.me/Skyhigt


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prompt : graceline reminiscing about the time they first met kaiser. They're still in awe of how far they've come.
fakedesc :
ketemu lagi sama gw, kali ini gw akan ngenalin ke lu pada seorang manusia yang ngga langkah langkah banget, graceline namanya. agak susah emang kayak anaknya, nyusahin jadi gw sering manggil dia celi. ngga usah ditanya kenapa karena gw juga ngga tau. celi nih sebenernya baik kok, cantik juga. cuma kadang tingkah lakunya ini loh, mencerminkan bokem sekali. kalau kalian mau tau setiap gw ganti pass wifi dirumah dia pasti lari terus gedor pintu gw sekuat tenaga. "kaiser pass wifi nya apa" gitu lah kira kira tapi sambil tereak dianya. dan itu ngga 1 atau 2 kali, itu berturut turut setiap gw ganti pass anj. kayak mana kalau ngga gw kasih dia bakal ngadu ke emaknya. kan gw takut bangsat.

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nsfw prompt : graceline has no idea what S&M is and kaiser shows them, which results in a very kinky night.
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๐Ÿ—ณ yebe
sebut muse + nama ke @ncIassick

- cesely @thacsely
- Kemala. @HongSnzu
- Jel mcd
- acel mode galau @Skyhigt
- ravendra @iamrxven
- ๅ‘ฝ Darren t.me/orchesdtra
- Haerda's loverboy, Hisa. @pleasve
- Libbie @GadisBerseri
- araya @i5usckerss
- Arsyila J. @fairyslieep

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aku seorang kapiten, @. di dn

- Stacie Grace, @qarkRoseanne.
- velasya suicy @fIuffry
- Khainna J'R @Primadnonna

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mempunyai pedang panjang, @. di dn

- @cSamoyied Haneya munek munek
- Haerda's loverboy, Hisa. @pleasve
- Harriel @gourmandf

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get oll @. di dn

- Jaendra M. @lDirekture
- Wernferth Rutherford. @Tiffandy
- ford. เฆžยฒ Alika @KNO9URL ๐–ฃ‚หขสทแต‡

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