If you're reading this, you're wasting your time and if you're still reading this you're stupid.
Why do anime characters take forever to finish a fight?
Because they spend half the battle explaining their powers. 😆⚡
Why did the anime character sit next to the window on the train?
Because that’s where all dramatic scenes are legally required to happen. 🚆😔✨
Why did the anime swordsman refuse to buy a new blade?
Because he was still waiting for his old one to unlock its true form. ⚔️😆
Why did the anime character bring a notebook to the fight?
Because he wanted to take notes on the villain’s monologue. 📓😆
Why did the anime protagonist arrive late to school?
Because he had to finish a training montage on the way. 😆🏃♂️✨
Why did the anime character never skip leg day?
Because every fight requires a dramatic landing. 💥😆
Why did the anime character whisper during battle?
Because yelling would trigger a power-up transformation. 😆⚡
Why do anime characters always shout their attack names?
Because if you don’t announce it, the move doesn’t count. 😂⚡
Why did the anime hero bring snacks to the final battle?
Because it was clearly going to be a long arc. 😆🍿
Why do anime characters stare at the sky after a fight?
Because that’s where the season-ending monologue comes from. 😄🌌