No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. ..😂😂

@wild_pps

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the
ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you.
Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my
way! 😅😅

@wild_pps

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans. can't even stop smiling for awhile

@wild_pps

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it😈

Object of fear~~Phobia
Beards--pogonophobia
Bed--clinophobia
Being looked at-scopoohobia
Blushing--erythrophobia
Church--eccleslophobia
Clouds--nephephobia
Computers--cyberphobia
Dirt--mysophobia
Dreams--oneirophobia
Drinks--potophobia
Eyes--ommetophobia
Fish--ichthyphobia
Food--sito/cibophobia
Hair--trichophobia
Home--oikophobia
Ice--cryrophobia


@dreamworth

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see. 😝

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in bee r..

@wild_pps

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. ..

@wild_pps

"What's that one thing you learned till now in your life?"_friend asked

"Never make someone your addiction,be it good or bad,because its difficult to handle ourselves when they leave."I said.

🙂🙂🙂

@Dreamworth

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be
Somewhere silent sipping smtn strong 😁😁

@wild_pps

Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double 😂😂

@wild_pps

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the
subject?' 😂😂

@wild_pps

Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads like in cartoons👀👀

@wild_pps

He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this sidewalk is slippery !" 😎

@wild_pps

Maybe there are no excuses to be lazy, but I'm sure u still going to keep looking 💪💪

@wild_pps

Can't reach it, don't need it 👏👏👏

That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. 

@wild_pps

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday ❓❓😂

@wild_pps

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light?
Don't look, I'm changing. 🤦🏽‍♂😂

@wild_pps