When someone doesn't like something, it's often because they're not familiar with it, or they're too familiar with it. .👌

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest ..👏

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I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

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never make the same mistake twice. make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! 😂

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@wild_pps suggest 👆👆

Traffic O.: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here.
Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast as I could!

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I love you so much I'd fight a bear for you. Well not a grizzly
bear because they have claws, and not a panda bear
because they know Kung Fu... But a care bear, I'd definitely
fight a care bear for you 😂😂

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I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad.
Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems 🤦🏽‍♂😅

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That awkward moment you can't understand what
somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. 😂

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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you
suddenly turn into a black belt karate master 🥵

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. 🙂

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Please!! Find me a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning. ..open fr any suggestions 🧐

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That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto￾correct is like "I've got nothing man." 🤣🤣

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That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said. ..

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway ..

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I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions ..😂

Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. 👏👏👏👏

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Did you just fall?
No, I was checking if gravity still works. 🤦🏽‍♂

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I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. 🥲

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In English class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your friend is
singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.

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