Me and who? (I know who)

I already shipped the members of this channel now we wait for the wedding invitation

He can't put himself into other ppl shoes cuz it doesn't fit him.
-lier

so, this 12 yrs old girl started singing 'anxiety' by doechi, and i said, "really? do you even know what anxiety is?" and she said, "duhhh ..yes, the character"

Fairy god mother after talking to me for 2secs

When I remember, I'm in the same finance situation as a homeless man but in a clean clothe

'Burn, Bend, Beg for more. Find the missing tooth in your mouth, feel it.'

i can send you an instagram reel about how to interact with cats and you can apply those strategies on me perfectly.

The absolute worst person you know thinks he's batman btw

never trust anyone
especially the weather app
fuck you, you bring my hopes up saying that it'll rain but it DOESN'T

How dare 'they', not having a pfp when I'm trying to stalk them

you guys will never guess the clique behavior i am currently partaking in

The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try there is no escaping being yourself forever.

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions". Fuck your assumption Mr.

I heard the waitress telling the other waitress to kill herself and I think I'm gonna go to that cafe again

When you have free time on your hand, you realize that your thoughts are actually not your friend

new pickup line I've been trying: hi