I'm so hot that she thought God made me in his oven
@everythingcoma

ሰዎች አንዴ ይቺን በእንግሊዝኛ የሚነግረኝ
"ለቤተሰብህ ስንተኛ ልጅ ነህ

how much kid you family

When it's from someone u love
The word "are u okay?"Will strangely comfort u 🙌

When u die u don't know ur dead and the pain is felt by other ppl

Same goes when ur stupid 😂🙌🏻

@everythingcoma

if ur good at algebra then could you replace my x without asking y 🤓

Me: do u know what bees make?

Her: honey

Me:yes baby?

do u wanna know a funfact? yeah literally universe wouldn't be universe without u n i @pickindaline

ur so hot my zipper is falling far you @pickindaline

Hey , so I saw your boyfriend earlier but when I was about to hug him I bumped into the mirror
@pickindaline

let's play a game but not hide and seek because someone like you is hard to find @pickindaline

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. @pickindaline

Roses are red violets are fine you be the six and I’ll be the nine ❤️

I kinda wanna be a super hero. Should i be bat-man, super-man, spider-man or your-man ❤️

Dirty pickup-lines

•Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
•Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between ’68 and ’70.
•Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink… and then get sexual.
•You must be a doctor! You just cured my erectile dysfunction.#

@Pickindaline