OBIT
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Paste a Solana wallet. Read its obituary.

655,770 tokens launched last month. 4,338 made it. The rest are out here — and so are your bags.

Cause of death, median hold, fees paid. No wallet connection, nothing stored.

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The graveyard is open.

OBIT reads any Solana wallet's public history and writes its obituary — cause of death, the tokens it never sold, fees bled to validators, how long it actually held.

655,770 tokens launched last month. 4,338 made it.
The rest are out here. So are your bags.

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It never asks you to connect a wallet or sign anything, because it doesn't need to. Reading a blockchain requires no permission.

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Built a thing that reads your Solana wallet and tells you how you died.

Mine came back: "Conviction — survived by 34 tokens it never had the heart to sell."

Brutal. Accurate. #solana #pumpfun

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655,770

Tokens launched on Solana in a single month.
4,338 of them graduated.

That is 0.63%. The other 99.37% are still out there, sitting in wallets, worth nothing.

One of them is probably yours.

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Causes of death we've recorded so far

Conviction — held everything, sold nothing.
Impatience — median hold measured in minutes.
Died trying — most transactions reverted. Fee paid every time.
A thousand fees — bled out in fragments too small to notice.
Attrition — SOL walked out and did not come back.
Still breathing — net positive. Suspicious.

Yours is one of these.

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The median Pump.fun token that succeeds does it in 4.4 minutes.

The ones that fail take slightly longer.
Why OBIT never asks you to connect a wallet

Because it does not need to.

Reading a blockchain requires no permission from anyone. Your transaction history is public and permanent whether you look at it or not. OBIT reads it in your browser and forgets it when you close the tab.

There is no server. There is no database. There is nothing to leak.

If any site claiming to analyse your wallet asks you to sign a transaction, close it immediately. That is not analysis. That is a drain.

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A real one.

38 tokens touched. 34 still held. 2 ever sold.
Median hold: five minutes.

“It will come back. It always comes back.”

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92.2%

Share of Pump.fun tokens with at least 30 trades that experienced a dump event before dying.

Not a rumour. Measured across 655,770 launches by researchers who had no product to sell you.

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Every obituary ends with the tokens the wallet never sold.

Most people expect two or three.

Most people get thirty.
You did not lose it all at once.

You lost it 0.000005 SOL at a time, across four hundred signatures, to validators who have never heard of you.

OBIT adds it up.

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The graveyard.

Paste a wallet and fly through it. Every stone is a token somebody still holds.

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Post your worst one.

Run your wallet, screenshot the verdict, drop it in the comments.

Best cause of death wins nothing at all.

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OBIT is live.

Paste any Solana wallet. It reads the public history and writes that wallet's trading obituary — every token bought that later died, and what the whole thing cost.

No wallet connection. No signature. Nothing stored. It runs in your browser and works whether or not you hold the coin.

The coin exists too:
2hp9cY53sgPqeGT1e7AeQ9oaeda55C1wxbbxHHWqpump

Mint authority — revoked.
Freeze authority — revoked.
Both checkable on Solscan, not just claimed here.

655,770 tokens have launched on pump.fun. 4,338 made it out. The graveyard on the site is built from the other 651,432, and this coin is far likelier to join them than not. Size your bag accordingly.

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