NELFUND APPLICATION GUIDANCE
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"Sir, Nelfund upkeep delay didn't allow me to go for the BBNaija audition, now it's starting next week, I will sue Nelfund"

Ahh, we know you are a law student, but calm down..πŸ˜‚
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We meet again by 10:00 PM today for airtime giveaways
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Can you see that it's still May Upkeep?
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We just heard that a fake university was just discovered operating in Badagry, Lagos State.

And a lot of students actually paid to be there?

As now na???πŸ˜‚

See, there are many universities in Nigeria, if the reason why you can't go to Uniosun or University of Medical Science, Ondo is money.

Read!!!! Get Admission, Nelfund dey for you!!✨

Link to the video
https://x.com/i/status/2080232295638696402

2.3 M to attend a fake University?😊
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If the hand of the guy that wanted to collect Nelfund fee so he can use it to start Akara business touches 2.3M, I'm surely he will be so rich before December, and even start an NGO...
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Her mom: Hello, Sidi, I heard Tinubu don send all Nigerian students 40k...dem give you, too?

Sidi: (trying to lie) Not in our school ohhh, it's for the students wey nor sabi book, yo know Kola, yes, people like him, so they can focus, mama, you know say I be 1st class student so?


Her mom: na wah o, dem call talk say dem dey pay every student, I even hear am for redio this afternoon.

Sidi: Mama don't forget the money I talk say I go need on Monday o...
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Meanwhile, Sidi just received 40k this afternoon...she said she is saving for iPhone 17 pro max.

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'Yar: Alhaji, wallahi, NELFUND Ι—in nan na ₦40,000 da suka turo da rana yau ya Ζ™are. Na sayi tuwo, na sayi data, na sayi kati, na sayi hijabi. Har yanzu ban ma iya sayen man ja da albasa ba.

Alhaji: Kin ce meeee?! 😳
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Those who didn't receive their upkeep today should wait till tomorrow β™₯️
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Upkeep is dropping
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Upkeep disbursement continues on Monday
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