An absolutely wild paragraph from my great-grandfather’s memoir

I’ve worn out a hole in the center of my last two pairs of loafers from different brands.

Public Naloxone available at the beach for opioid overdoses, upstate NY

I was given a Japanese can of Coke on my purely domestic US flight

EV car battery removed from the vehicle

Forgot some 1" washers in muratic acid when trying to remove the plating.

I used an infinity mirror to cosplay a Stargate and it looks like my head is gone entirely

My local grocery store replaced all of their parking lot lights at the same time: they were all defective

All stainless steel bathroom at the grocery store

This tree with an IV drip in China

The condition of the only Volleyball at our remote forest fire base camp.

This little guy growing out of our bathroom sink

In the 4th grade our school randomly switched all of our milk cartons to plastic bagged milk, with a pokeable straw.

Made a "Fossil" for my friend's 5-year old to discover

Lego Head Propane Tank

The way this whale mosaic goes “underwater”

There was a bottle of mustard on the sidewalk outside the hospital

Amazon Packs Produce With Frozen Water Bottles

This Kid’s Meal toy wasn’t painted properly, making her appear topless.

Found at my Great Aunt's house in Montour Falls before she sold the house. Circa 1968

My frozen birdbath this morning inexplicably has this shape rising out