(Content Warning?) Automatic Dildo without its silicone coverage

All my hairs are triplets!

My local gas station accidentally posted an internal sales plan document alongside the ad

The walls in my 100y Irish cottage are 2ft thick.

Hair of my 14 month old son

My tomato has balls

This Measuring Spoon Set From Grandma Includes a Pinch, Dash and Smidgen Spoon

One of my watermelon gummies came in the shape of an H.

Caught my car’s 100,000th mile

Australia just rolled out health warnings on every cigarette

My apartment's door was kicked in at some point

My watermelon was yellow on the inside.

Saw an emoji on the back of a tanker truck during a road trip

This Costco is tracking "Whole Pizza Penetration"

Razor blade that fell off my co-worker's desk.

This sign at the Kindergarten Cop school, which is a block away from the Goonies House.

This small but extremely important warning that nothing you can do will save you

Two carts of tyres at Oakland Airport apparently flying to Maui

The water droplets made my plant look like an oil painting

I put my candle out with drops of water and this is what it looked like when it cooled

Animal Tracks in Morning Dew