I have a tile of uranium glass

Opened cheese slices pack today and was greeted by this spooky fellow…

This bee flew right into a cactus spike, impaled itself through its head, and died like that

Reese’s sent me five jars of Reese’s peanut butter as compensation for my PB-less cups

My kid got two packages of chicken ramen in his Halloween haul

Neighbour had an electric fence installed for Halloween, presumably to keep kids off his grass.

Took my son trick or treating and found a house giving out bowls of gumbo instead of candy

The Inside of My Jack-o'-Lantern Is Considerably Creepier than the Outside

Someone gave my kid a potato tonight.

These mounted police horses in Kentucky are dressed for Halloween

The blood clot removed from my pulmonary arteries, background diagram indicates extraction location

Saw the NASCAR trophy being driven around the Phoenix area today

My local carwash’s security camera has a wiper blade to always have a clear recording.

My phone just reminded me that 7 years ago today, my coffee cup matched my dress rather well

Typical Canadian Halloween Spread

This awkwardly designed bat that was given to me at the pre-school I work at.

The price I paid for gas is mirrored by the gallons I got

Found an unknown piece of red square candy implanted in my circus peanut

My 75 y/o neighbor makes signs for our subdivision entrance

My Uncrustable has a crust.

Going through my kid's Halloween candy, discovered two different KitKat wrappers.