The German city of Ludwigshafen has a guided tour to its ugliest places

Some knee juice the doctor just sucked out of my knee

The “enlarged” cookie on the box is just a regular sized cookie

Bagel I put in a jar 1998 is now 26 years old

Dog looks like he's wearing pants

I had a white beard hair that has reverted back to black

Today is a supermoon

I used all of the ink in this pen without losing it.

One of my local movie theaters hasn’t taken down this 21 Bridges (2019) poster since Chadwick Boseman died

Florida condo I stayed at had beach-accessible wheelchairs

My two lower wisdom tooth have grown horizontally

The employees at this venue have the location of the restroom on their shirts.

These single matsutake mushrooms cost $100 a piece in Japan

The chairs at my foot doctor have shoes

A little forest appeared on this stick of butter

Reflection in my bedroom of the buildings outside

My cheeze-it today was quite the open book.

My Bran Flake Had Extra Iron

my gf doesn’t eat the green m&ms

This flower that grew out of my stone wall

The speed limit is 13.4 mph