someone drew a penis in the sky where i live

This blu-ray case of Unbreakable at my work shattered into pieces but left the actual blu-ray unscathed.

Cannabis is on page 420 of my undergrad botany textbook.

I made a coat and key rack from an old guitar neck.

While cutting this meteorite I realized the shards are standing straight on end due to it being magnetic.

The wind has been bashing this branch into the railing for years

This pencil has seeds on the tip. When it’s too small to use, you can plant it and a tree will grow out of it.

This fly left little footprints next to my paint!

Wasp wings are covered in tiny hairs

These clouds at my university this morning

Our smoke detector caught fire.

The only cloud in the sky is over Trump Tower... You can’t make this stuff up. [OC]

How the snow melted from the sun made it looks like little frosty pine trees on my car.

My elementary school vice principal looks like Fred Armisen in character.

Was making devil's food cake and this was the outcome

This foam noodle looks like it's on both sides of the glass.

Disposable plate manufacturing error.

Grave tombstone reused in marble staircase

I woven a silver handcuff bracelet. For the Viking wedding.

This miniature leather bound library of classics I inherited from a friend, all no bigger than my palm.

Marksman from the armed police using my flat as a spotting position this morning.