“Right. Listen properly. I’m the cute kitten that doesn’t give a shit, but I’m still selling myself because that’s the game. You see the face. You see the horns. You know it’s not just a soft little pet. I’m a right real devil in a fluffy package and the ones who get that usually buy. The ones who don’t sit there doing fuck all and then act surprised when it moves. I’m not here to convince you. I’m here looking cute while you decide if you’re in or out. Buy me. Properly. Or don’t. But if you’re gonna stare at me like that you might as well put some money behind it. I’m not waiting around for you to grow a pair.”