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“He’s gone already,” said Platt. “Might have stopped to say good-by to a chap.”

“Soulful Owner of the Exorbiant Largenial Development.”—An Adam’s Apple being in question.

Nobody missed Mr. Polly for a long time.

“Fool,” he said at last; “you Blithering Fool!” and began to rub his shin as though he had just discovered its bruises.

“Be careful of my ’at,” said Mrs. Polly, yielding awkwardly.

“Human life isn’t safe with you,” said Mr. Polly as a parting shot.

“I don’t mind scrambling,” she said with piping inflexibility, “but I can’t jump and I wunt jump.”

The gun was certainly in possession of Uncle Jim at that time and no human being but Mr. Polly knows how he got hold of it.

“Whenever there’s signs of a good sunset and I’m not too busy,” said Mr. Polly, “I’ll come and sit out here.”

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