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โœฆ Personal blog. There may be some topics Iโ€™d like you not to lay your eyes on!

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ยซ Last Holiday ยป

A shy New Orleans kitchenware salesgirl, Georgia Byrd (Queen Latifah), dreams of a better life, opening her own restaurant and going to a resort. She writes all her wishes in her "Possibilities" book

While flirting with her coworker Sean, she hits her head. The doctor does a brain scan and tells her she has a fatal disease and only weeks to live

So she quits her job, cashes out her savings, and blows it all on a fancy resort, where everyone mistakes her for a crazy millionaire. She rolls with it because she has nothing to lose, impresses a French chef (Depardieu) with her recipes, and makes new friends

But her old boss, Matthew Kragen, shows up and exposes her as a fake. Luckily, her new friends don't care, they actually turn against him.

Meanwhile, Sean finds out about her "illness" and follows her to the resort to confess his feelings. At the same time, the doctor realizes the machine was broken, she's perfectly fine

[ Rating: 7.7/10 ]
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I love that Fids is already tall as he is, and these pants will just emphasize his long legs
+ I won't have to struggle with shoes
He's so elegant, I love him
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Mom:
- Hey, there's a new Minions cartoon out!

Me:
- Mhm

Mom:
- I mean, somebody came up with 'em. You should draw Minions, everybody loves those yellow guys! Not like that Gravity Falls thing. Or your cartoon. People can't stand convoluted plots with all that symbolism and backstory. Just do something simple and rake in the cash!

Me:
- (ยฌ_ยฌ) . . .
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I'm drawing right now
And out of nowhere I get hit with a flashback to my dark past

When I used to translate comics for various fandoms
And even before that, I did voice-over work for some of them, because, well, I happened to be working with those voice-over folks at the time

What a nightmare
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I'm feeling a rush of energy from landing such a huge win with a plan that looks absolutely crazy
But I'm on fire, I'm ready to take risks for the win!๐Ÿ”ฅ

You'll find out all the details very soon, as soon as one of the important dates arrives
THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS!โณ
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That's me right now, after talking with my family
I think I'll rest for a bit and then get back to work
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That's me right now, after talking with my family I think I'll rest for a bit and then get back to work
I'm so tired of giving lectures to my family about how I hate the way they talk about me

"He's mentally challenged because his room looks like a mix of a movie collection, cartoons, and IKEA"
"He's lonely, no friends, no relationship"
"He works for himself, so he's a failure"

Sure, I won't deny that I do get lonely sometimes
Yes, I have my interests, they've become my hobby and my escape
But that doesn't make me mentally challenged
And it doesn't make me a failure

Sometimes it's just easier for me to handle certain things on my own
I don't need someone else controlling my life and my destiny
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I want to take a break from these awful thoughts for a while, so I think I'll draw a sketch or two showing my love through Stanley

I hope it won't look silly

Spoiler: it will look silly
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